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Name: marty
Birthday: 10/21/1962
Gender: Male


Interests: knitting sweaters for sheeps, hunting for lemmings, and chilling with oompa loompas
Expertise: envelope licking, sleeping, and dunking on my mini basketball net
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Textiles


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Member Since: 1/31/2004

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Monday, November 13, 2006

hahah i remember watching this in grade 9
good memories good memories... too bad they don't make commercials like these anymore

coppertone rub it on word to the word i'm on~


Monday, May 22, 2006

one beautiful morning, chicken little was walking around making the most of the sunny day.  as he was walking, an acorn fell on his head and surprised the chicken.  chicken little regained his thoughts and then cried out, "OH NO!!!! the sky is falling!!!  the sky is falling!!!  i must go tell the king!!!"

so chicken little ran as fast as his little chicken feet could carry him until he met henny penny.  "yo homie~  why are you running so fast?"  asked henny penny.  "well you see henny penny, the sky is falling and i must go tell the king!"  and henny penny asked chicken little, "how do you know the sky is falling?"  and chicken little said, "because i heard it with my ears, saw it with my eyes, and felt it on my head!"  and henny penny said, "i will go with you to tell the king"

so the two of them went off to tell the king when they met goosey loosey who asked the same questions and she decided to go and tell the king with them.  along the way, they also met turkey lurkey, ducky daddles, and finally they met foxy loxy.

foxy loxy asked them, "hey fellas, where are you going?  what's the rush?"  and they all answered, "the sky is falling!  we must go tell the king!!!"  and the fox asked, "well... do you know the way to the king?"  and chicken little, henny penny, goosey loosey, turkey lurkey, and ducky daddles all looked at each other and were surprised that they didn't know where the king actually was! 

foxy loxy told them all to follow him because he knew where the king was.  as the fox was taking the crowd into his den, the sky actually fell and everybody died.  the end

what's the moral of the story?  when the chickens run to your neighbourhood to tell you something, take the time to listen to them^^


Saturday, February 04, 2006

i've been wanting to update and put pictures up of my coop experience at costa rica but i was too lazy... but now that i have midterms coming up, i thought, why not ^__^
for those that don't know, i was a butterfly tour guide~ hahaha lol.

(leave your mouse on the picture to see a caption and enjoy)
julie and i missed our connecting flight at houston and we had to kill 10 hoursi slept in the kitchen for 3 monthsthis is where all butterflies come from... a crysalis!~
this bad boy is a blue morpho.... hhahah that was so gaysome sweet oil butterflies thugging it out with mepostman butterfly doing some liquor shots... hehehe why am i so gangsta?~
zeeebra butterlfies enjoying some sweet nectar from a lantana plantan 88/89 butterfly... check out their wings b/c they have numbers on itmarty the butterfly slayer hu hu hu hu, fuh fuh fuh~
some army ants that bit me... i had to squish some hurcules beetle... strongest animal in the world - can lift 850x their own weight - that's about 5 lbshuge mother tranchula
praying mantis doing the sexinglady bugs doing the sexingwhite face capuchin monkey looking for some sexing
now it rained for 2 months straight and there was mold growing on my clothesmy rain suit __^vme and bug girl... she was... different bug girl taught me how to croshetteso i made a hate for sophie^^thanks to everyone who sent me a package the few days that it stopped raining it was beautifulGod is an artistwith good weather came good battles
julie was so excited about butterflies
well that's pretty much it. hope you enjoyed


Monday, January 30, 2006

a long time ago in a land not far from here, deep down in the jungle, there lived all the animals you could think of.  there were elephants, cheetah, eagles, monkeys and anything else your wild imagination can think of!!! 

 there was once a massive drought and all the plants in the jungle slowly withered and the animals had nothing to eat.  all the animals began to starve and the owl (what the heck is an owl doing in the jungle?  no idea... but i be telling the story so there^^) wisely suggested moving away from the, now dead, jungle to find more food.  They all agreed and headed off.

after a couple days of searching, the animals finally found some life in the form of a tree.  now this tree was no ordinary tree.  the birds tried flying high to see what kind of food was growing from the tree, but it was too high in the sky.  the monkeys and sloths tried to climb it but the trunk was too slippery.  a beaver even came and tried cutting it down but the owl poked the beaver's head saying that the beaver's going to kill the tree.

nobody knew what to do when the lion came forth and said, 'i have heard of this magical tree.  it is said that if you know the magic word, the branches on the tree will drop down so people can eat from it forever and ever.'  at this, all the animals were amazed and asked what the magic word was and the lion told them that it was hidden behind these mountains about a day's journey to and from.

all the animals were tired, but the cheetah volunteered to go since he was the fastest.  he ran as fast as he could to the mountains and came back, but upon arriving, he forgot the magical word.  this upset everybody but the it was okay because the eagle said he would go next... so off he flew.  when he came back, he too forgot the magical word!~  and then another animal and another went but they allll forgot the word until finallly, the turtle, the slowest of them all, volunteered to go.  he said he knew a way to memorize things really well by repeating the word in this head over and over again.

so the turtle slowly crawled towards the mountain and slowly came back.  he kept on saying the magical word in his head over and over again until he saw the tree again... but all the animals died because the turtle was too slow

the end.  what's the moral of the story?  don't be a hero... leave it to beaver^^


Monday, October 17, 2005

rules of the game: post 5 weird and/or random facts about yourself, then at the end list the names of 5 people who are next in line to do this. also leave a post on their xanga to let those people know...

1. i'm at costa rica right now as a butterfly tour guide~ hahaha lol and i have no idea what i'm doing here

2. i have really small ears and girly eyelashes

3. i've been picked up by two gay guys from two different countries. hoochi mama~

4. i like to put things up people's noses

5. wayne is a hairy gorilla



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